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zoloftgoth:

OMG I HAVE THIS FUCKING ITCH AND IT WONT GO AWAY AND THE MORE I SCRATCHED IT THE MORE IT ITCHED AND NOW I CANT NOT SCRATCH IT
ITS MAKING ME BITE MY SKIN KILL ME

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transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
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"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."
Unknown (via maddierose)

(Source: j-term, via made-you-smiile)

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happyfortime:

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via katamarang)

(via sherrywinevinegar)

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awwww-cute:

2 Years Old Twins, Priceless Reaction to their Parents Kissing
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Bela Lugosi as Dracula (1931)
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appalachiankid:

I just want someone to sit next to me and let me vent to them…even if that means yelling about stupid shit.

(via onessmokin)

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aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

(via girlyouresuchamasochist)


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