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asplashofburntpixels:

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princeofkawaii:

middleshiner:

why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via highclasstattedtrash)

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um-this-is-awkward:

Bedfellows (2008)
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trust:

when people have really nice clear faces i want punch myself 

(Source: trust, via onessmokin)

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castiels-feathery-butt:

when he cums inside u

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justanotherwhitegirlwasted I can’t stop laughing
mayhemsmistress

(via onessmokin)

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averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via tradingstorieswiththeleaves)

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zoloftgoth:

OMG I HAVE THIS FUCKING ITCH AND IT WONT GO AWAY AND THE MORE I SCRATCHED IT THE MORE IT ITCHED AND NOW I CANT NOT SCRATCH IT
ITS MAKING ME BITE MY SKIN KILL ME

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transparent-alice:

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog
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"Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself."
Unknown (via maddierose)

(Source: j-term, via made-you-smiile)

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